Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Haiku


I just wrote a trilogy of Haiku about my visit to the shop. Check the syllables, they're all there mother fuckers :)





Tell me why must the
Seven Eleven cashier
always give me bags

----

My onigiri is
difficult to open
due to the sticker

----


My flip flops flop home
autumn sun, man waves gaily
in the word's new sense


I actually went to Family Mart, but Seven Eleven fitted better.

Monday, September 18, 2006

urrrghhh

Had a great time at the Warez closing party last night. Lots of great tunes, bit too much beer and some bad dancing :) The best thing about the night though was it seems like we'll be playing the same bill as Goldie and Adam Freeland in November. Will post it up as soon as it's all confirmed.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Drum an de bass

GHB had a much better time than me at DJ Zinc last night. Perhaps knowing I had to be at work the next day stopped me from really letting my hair down. Also, Chinatown is a bit of a dump, and when we've got a venue like 4.14 here, the sound is pretty shite in comparison. It was also a bit quiet, the big DnB nights I've been to on Sundays have been much busier. The curse of Hiroshima Fridays strikes again. Having said that, Zinc was pretty good, great to see a DJ dancing, and Dynamite MC was superb. I went and bought the double ticket that includes the Andy C night next Sunday.....lucky I have Mondays off :)

oh and heard Adam Freeland is coming to Hiroshima....Brighton and breaks, huzzah!

Monday, September 11, 2006

Where's Windcheater?

That's supposed to be a kind of pun on Where's Wally. Anyway, Beatpick are getting themselves around and about and you might even find a mention of Windcheater if you check out these interviews.

http://www.dogmanet.org/0036aug06_music06.htm

http://www.digicult.it/digimag/article.asp?id=403

Monday, September 04, 2006

I've got 104 friends


been waiting for ages to be able to say that. Windcheater's MySpace page

edit: Typical, go and post that and someone goes and adds me. Atleast it was Dubbledge

Tee hee


Banksy has been out and about again - Read more here

Wow

Digitally created photo, i.e. this 'person' doesn't exist at all

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Don't try this at home kids...


I had a fun weekend last week, with two late-ish return homes in a row. The first one on Sunday morning was so good a decided to record parts of it, with flagrant disregard for the new laws on using your mobile phone whilst on a bike. I wonder if it states what 'using' it means. Anyway, after nosely checking out some Taiko playing in a shrine in town I then set off on my epic journey. You would have thought crashing my bike a year ago might have taught me a lesson.....oh no.

Watch it here if you like.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

This week's toilet-scape

Dancing maids at Eri and Kentaro's wedding party

Just playing with my new vlog thingy. Here are the maids.....

This video was originally shared on blip.tv by windcheater with a No license (All rights reserved) license.

Monday, August 21, 2006

What's it like to see through the eyes of WC? I'm sure is a question you all ask yourself at least once a day. Well, now you can get a glimpse through the medium of phones, internet and video blogging sites.

There are all sorts of pointless 30 second or so, snatches from my life on my newest blog thingy. Have a look. There are dancing maids on it :)

Sunday, August 20, 2006

BeatPick in the press

There's some great publicity for Windcheater's label BeatPick in this month's DJ magazine. You can read the article (by squinting hard) on the Beatpick blog.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Currently listening to...

It's a bit of a summer 'punk pack' at WC towers at the moment as I've been delving into my old record collection. Well, I would if I could but half of it was nicked when me and a friend moved flat in around 1996 and the rest of it is 1000s of miles away. However, technology provides....

MySpace really does have everyone on it doesn't it; The Dead Kennedys were one of my favourite bands as a handsome, strapping teenager (lanky streak of piss). I once went on a 'date' after buying the album Frankenchrist. 'OOh it's got a free poster', I exclaimed sitting opposite my datee,'What's it of?' she asked as I unfolded it.... have a look.

Also been listening to Fugazi and Nomeansno, two of my favourite live acts from that time. At these kind of gigs you'd often see people into straight edge. Very strange.....

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Cameron cf. Blair on Time Trumpet

....and yet more brilliant 'cutting' in a more VJ style from new (superb) Armando Ianucci comedy 'Time trumpet'. Enjoy.
Pro X Fade ad

Saw this on my chum Cut Thumb's MySpace site. It really is lovely stuff :)

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Durrrrrrrrr


I seem to be surrounded by all manner of stupidity/uselessness these days (I include myself in that assessment obviously). What is it with people? :stickstongueintolowerlipandgoesuhhhhh:

Here's a couple of tips from Windcheater to any would be promoters out there;

1. Try and make an effort to say hello to any DJs you book for an event.

2. Try and say thankyou to any DJs you have booked for an event.

3. Go wild, actually approach and introduce yourself to the DJ you've booked for your event. Hey, you're in the same building/room!

Hardly rocket science is it? I've tried to pick out three key failings in a recent event that GHB did. Do you think I'm onto anything there? And let's not mention the fact that GHB lugged down his mixer and set it up for everyone to use and had to cope with flack from unhappy punters whilst at the same time not being able to stop playing as there was no other DJ around etc etc....

In the words of Jacques Derrida : 'Sort it out'.

Friday, August 04, 2006

getting down hardcore at weedmarch 04

roodness

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

What?


So, we're in an Izakaya. One where you can't see outside, and there's all this rumbling nonsense going on outside. Thunder? Nah, surely the trams rolling by (despite the fact I can also tell there is something flashing very brightly fairly often). It was all a bit reminiscent of the Geiyo earthquake that I was living slap bang in the middle of 2 months after arriving in Japan. Oh, must be the underground I thought as the ground underneath did a good impression of making me look drunk. Problem is there is no underground (well there are 3 statons) in Hiroshima, let alone tiny little Hiro where I was walking at the time. I'm digressing, what I mean to say is, as I didn't think much was going on then, and I didn't think much had happened in the mere 20 or 30 minutes since we noticed the first rumbles inside the Izakaya. Then we went outside....pissing down. Not annoying pissing down, but laugh out loud, bloody HELL pissing down. Bikes strewn all over the pavement, roads completely flooded, pissing down. The whole day had been blazing sunshine and blue skies. Not one hint of even a cloud all day and then the cycle home was like something from a natural disaster weather report. My feet got all wet dammit! Hope no one got hurt/had homes wrecked. If that's the case, it was a lot of fun :)

The photo is of just ouside my apartment block. It didn't even come close to that wet during the massive typhoon of a couple of years ago. All in half an hour. Hardcore weather.

Monday, July 31, 2006


Summer is finally here. Rainy season was unusually long although it did seem to take a break for a mini summer in the middle for a couple of weeks that had me all confused, and royally pissed off when it started raining again. But it’s all gone and I can start playing football again and sweating like a pig. In fact, the first proper post on this blog was made as last year’s Tsuyu finished. The WCblog is a year old, coinciding nicely with the season of WC family birthdays; brotherWC, me, NieceWC and sisterWC all in the space of two weeks.
In fact it’s been a few weeks of Japanese summer type stuff. 3 weeks ago I went with work to the Island of Ninoshima. One of the many great things about living where I do, and something I don’t take advantage of enough, is that I can cycle 20 minutes down the road, hop on a ferry and in 20 minutes step onto (and back in time into) the world of a Seto Inland sea island. Ninoshima is great. We took the kids to an outdoor pool and watched them splash around for a couple of hours, had some curry then walked over the mountain and through a town that couldn’t be more removed from the city centre of Hiroshima and anywhere in urban Japan. Nasty sun burnt legs though.
Last weekend was the Lotus gig which wasn’t as well attended as the last one but was pleasant enough. I was a bit late owing to the Ujina port fireworks which were fantastic. How the frig do you make shapes out of fireworks? I’ll always curse the fact that Guy Fawkes tried to blow up parliament during the winter. Twat. Didn’t he realise he was condemning us Brits to fireworks in winter? Muddy fields filled with terrifying young children and their poorly constructed ‘Guys’, fairground rides that have clearly never heard of a safety check and burger vans. Summer is the time for fireworks and the ones 2 weeks ago were stunning. Wish I’d taken my sampler. There were some fantastic kick drums to be heard ;)
And then this weekend it was work again and summer camp. It was at a mountain park that has a small farm with animals, fields of stuff to pick and various other foresty type stuff for little ‘uns to run around in without getting mauled by bears. Very tiring but very very pleasant as all the kids were great and the weather was lovely. Hot o’clock though. I whittled my own chopsticks. Extremely poorly it has to be said. I was shown up by an 8 year old. The lucky kids also got to see a rabbit eat it’s own baby bunny. I decided not to watch at 7.30 in the morning with a slow burning hangover.

Back in the 'studio' I've now got some lovely new monitors that sound ruddy bloody good. I've even started to work on a new original track.....it's been a while.

Ja ne
Dizzee Rascal Dream

great video :)

Saturday, July 22, 2006

DJ Kentaro - Shuriken Cut

sorry I meant to 'blog. this mother ;)

Thursday, July 20, 2006

SSTV Station ID

It's a bit of a cheat filling my blog up with youtube clips but sod it.....it's DJ Kentaro!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

3KLounge

Yep, we're back at Lotus again this Saturday. The last one was a goodie so come on down for free breaks related choons. More information can be gleaned from here :)

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Things I love about the internet #274

Winding up right wing twats on message boards. There was a time, fresh to the web when I would engage in discussion and heated debate. Then I gave up. Arguing with someone who uses text speak to 'discuss' the finer points of immigration (=spit bile) is a pointless and unecessary waste of my time. Making them spit bile at me though is both amusing and heart warming. It's also very easy. Right wingers are thick. Fact.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Roots Manuva - Witness

My blog's got a bit boring of late so what better way to spice it up by linking to Youtube.

Today, the best Hip hop MC there is, Roots Manuva. Shite sound quality but fantastic video....

Monday, July 03, 2006

Alan Partridge

Alan's drum loops

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Chooooooooooon!

I've finished a tune. Bit of a cheat really as it's more of a remix but of a track I'd kind of binned so I reckon I can call it a new one. Can't I?

Can't be arsed putting it on my homepage so if you GO TO MY SOUNDLIFT PAGE you'll find it there.

It's called -Back track- and any comments on it will be most welcome :)

Monday, June 26, 2006

More Windcheater in cyber space?

If you don't get your fill here or at www.windcheater.co.uk, get your arses over to www.3kbreaks.com the blog/site of Hiroshima's finest break's night out and Windcheater's very own MySpace page. The next Arctic Monkeys? Doubt it but if you have a page of your own why not 'add' me and do all those other fun things you can do on MySpace. Let me know what they are when you do.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

3K on tour


Well it was a long one but a good weekend that felt pretty satisfying. Hey I even fitted some work in somewhere along the line.

On Friday night GHB and myself hosted 3K again at Edge with special guest Dangerous Drum's ED2000. It wasn't full but then again we never expected it to be on a friday (always a funny night here in Hiroshima). However, the small crowd that did come down did enjoy it and ED2000 did what he does best and what a lot of DJs fail to do round these parts, get people dancing. Even the head nodders were up and that's no mean feat. Apart from anything, it was just great to meet such a nice guy. Hopefully we can hook up with DD again sometime. At 3am we took to the decks. I didn't expect anyone to be there at that time and was preparing to play to an MD recorder. In the end though, little pockets of people kept coming back and my god they were dancing too. It does seem that there are people who want something a little different to drum and bass. Many thanks to CA2, God Fxxx and MC Ali too who provided us with a couple of other great sets.

So, that was Friday out of the way, onto Saturday.... It's taken me 33 years to work out if I don't drink I can get through most things the next day. Work was a breeze and at 3.30 GHB and myself boarded the bus to Tottori for the San In beach party. What a great event. I haven't been before so can't compare it to previous years but I was really impressed with the set up, the beach and the weather. Many thanks to Steve and Tom for having us along (GHB is a bit of a regular). Two nights, two international DJs, on Saturday we shared the bill with Silva,a former Jpop idol now house DJ and singer. Her set was a kind of walk through of remixed party classics but putting snobbery aside she had the crowd loving it, mixed well and has a fantastic voice. To sing over records and not sound shit is not going to be easy. I had to laugh at the end when she was doing a call and response thing with the crowd and she would sing something that noone at the party could get anywhere close to. I did get the impression that on a different night she might play slightly differently as she dropped in a couple of less well known, slightly edgier tracks that didn't go down as well with the crowd. Unpretensiously she gave the people what they wanted. Then again what do I know, maybe she plays like that always.
Pretentiously me and GHB dived straight into the breaks and scared most of the dancers away :) After a while though the crowd seemed to noticeably change as a different breed crawled out of the dark and to our relief, lapped up the dub heavy bass that carried a lot of our set. This was all after a scare at the beginning when my laptop wouldn't switch on. If any of you have a Vaio out there, make sure the lock switch on your battery is switched on! At the end of the night we were approached by a couple of promoters from Osaka and asked to play in July, a date we can't unfortunately make. Nice to be asked though and I guess it can't have been all that bad.

At 6.30 and after only 3 hours sleep the previous night we crawled into our tents.....and woke up at 8.30. What? After dragging ourselves back to Hiroshima it was straight out to watch Japan vs Croatia.......hardcore!

Monday, June 12, 2006

Weekender


Criminally I haven't mentioned the San In beach party on the blog. It's this saturday, a bit of trek but sounds excellent. It also comes the night after Dangerous Drums, and that's the night after England's 1am kick off game against Trinidad and Tobago. Throw 3 days of work into the mix too and you've got one very very tired WC indeed. Oh well, rock and roll and all that.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

WC in print



Future Music published a short review of Apathetic in their reader's demos section this month. It's not that long so here's what it said in full :

This is another track that has a catchy intro but the verse then lets things down by plodding along a little. The instrumentation is great though, and the bass carries things well. Overall, this is only one or two hooks short of greatness.

Can't really decide whether or not to be pleased about that. What do you think? Nice to see Jun's artwork (see above) included though as it should be.

Right, I'm off to look for a hook...

Thursday, June 01, 2006

ED2000 exclusive mix



In the run up to the Dangerous Drums vs 3KBreaks night we've got an exclusive 30 minute mix from the man himself ED2000. You can go to GetHiroshima yourself to get it or you can just click here. Download, stick on ipod, enjoy, come to 3KBreaks. It really is THAT simple. :)

Saturday, May 20, 2006

How did that NWA song go?


I doubt anyone who ever reads this blog and lives in Hiroshima is unaware of the situation at Barco so I will just point you in the direction of the GH blog for ideas on how to help and information about the recent arrest of Ricardo and Hideko.

Even if they weren't such nice people its all complete bollocks and very depressing. As it stands if they were arrested last Saturday for people dancing in their bar then me and GHB should be arrested on charges of inciting people to dance and would be languishing in prison with the owners of Edge and every other owner of any space that saw dancing last Saturday in Hiroshima.

For now, show your support in the ways suggested by Ricardo's wife and others. If you can't be arsed, why not just go and have a drink at Barco. I'm sure the practical support of their businesses would be of help too.

Arse.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

3KBreaks?


Well, we had a lot of people through the door, the music was banging, and there were people dancing, but at the end of the evening GHB and myself felt more like we'd put on a drum and bass night for a couple of the local d'n'b crews rather than the Breaks extravaganza we'd hoped for.

Not that the night didn't have it's positives. Ca2 proved himself an excellent DJ and it'll be good to have him along for the Dangeorus Drums night. There did seem to be a little crowd there for the breaks too. I think if we're going to push things here then we're going to have to boldly go where no man has gone before. Or if I'm doing the more up to date pc Star Trek, no-one. Get the popular local D'n'B DJs in and we're guaranteed a crowd, but it's not really what we're about.

It was interesting to see how, no matter what country your in, people always want to blag something. I don't think it's got anything to do with the money really (especially when our nights cost literally 500yen to go in), just wanky, I'm known around here bollocks. I remember regularly meeting twats in Brighton who would boast about how they could 'get into any club night in this town'. I haven't yet found out what the Japanese for 'SO?' is. Must do that. We did have a lot of people come who seemed to want us to pay for their night out and poor SH had to deal with most of them. Sozz mate x


Right. Enough moaning. Next month see's Dangerous Drum's ED2000 touch down at 3K. It's a Friday night this time so get your dancing shoes on a night earlier and make the effort to come down because if you're not in to Drum and Bass it's not that often you get to see a DJ of such quality out and about in Hiroshima. We'll have a mix of his up somewhere soon....will keep you informed.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Golden Week by phone


A quiet week kicked off with a couple of days in the countryside to relax and set myself up for a frenetic end to Golden Week 2006. Perhaps the highlight of which was Dove Pro-Wrestling at Chinatown. I'm always amazed at America's fascination with one joke but when you've got it happening right in front of your face, with DJs playing hip hop and drum and bass it's pretty compelling....and bloody hell it looks like it hurts. At one point a barbed wired clad board was brought out for the two wrestlers to jump off an oil drum on to. Fake barbed wire naturally I thought, until they got up from it with bleeding backs (and just to check, an intrepid WC pressed his fingers against one 'barb'.....ouch). Quality entertainment.
2nd highlight was a drum and bass night at Tribes. I say 'a' drum and bass night because I have to admit I have no idea who the DJ was although I do remember he hails from the UK. And he's big (in size, no idea about his popularity). Best part of the night for me was a record that Spins DJ Shimomura played. Awesome. No idea what it was though. Superb set alround that featured a very very good Japanese MC who disappeared before I could find out his name.

The udonya was visited 2 nights in a row :)

And to finish it all off, best of all, SH and myself got a photo op with some girls out doing PARAPARA at about 3am infront of a conbini...happy days.



Keitai slide show

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Bugs, itchy trigger fingers and Bobby

I've worn shorts at night, had a few bugs fly in my mouth/eyes whilst cycling, been in a shop that's had it's air-con on and felt cold on a bus. Yep, summer is almost here. Well, summer for a Brit anyway, I know technically it won't be summer really til rainy season is over and done with but when it's 25 degrees of a daytime I am culturally unable to ignore the fact that outside it is NICE. Having said that, I have been moaning like a bastard for the last few weeks because it has rained so bloody much. Far too much like home for my liking. Bring on the sweaty arse crack, it may be humid but better than that waiting for summer to start feeling when you suddenly realise it's October :(

Weather aside, I've been getting ready for 3Kbreaks, buying tunes from here and eating very very nice pizza. It's all go, and, I'm on the way to finishing another WC tune with a little bit of help from my lovely lovely new toy.

The only cloud on my horizon is the fact that 3k is on the same night as the FA cup final which I hope Liverpool win. Having said that, I would also like to see WC's former hero Bobby Zamora play and do well, perhaps nick a consolation goal? God I used to love him...

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

3KBreaks time


As fun as 3KLounge was what we really need for a proper night of breaks is a dancefloor, and at Edge there'll be one. As always. 3Kbreaks returns with another great Line up ;
Kyosan (Infinity Vibes)
Choco B (Bass Instinct)
CA2 (Volt)
Daisuke

will, with GHB and myself , be tearing up the dancefloor from 10 o'clock on the 13th of May. Breaks based music all the way, put on your best dancing shoes and come down. It's still the stupidly priced 1000 yen including a drink.

See you there.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

3KLounge


Yesterday I thought any review of last night would start off something like; 'Well, the weather was horrible...'. When I left for Lotus I couldn't imagine that anyone would want to come out but as it turned out the lure of the company of GHB and myself was too strong to resist ;)
Big thanks to everyone who came and there were a lot of thanks to go round. From 10 onwards Lotus was pretty much full, and my god, some people were even threatening to dance. We kept true to the lounge spirit.....for a bit, then got pissed and played whatever we felt like. The great thing about Loutus is that with a sound system of that quality you can get away with playing quite banging stuff without rendering conversation impossible. So, a ball was had and it was gone 4 when we left. I hope the custom made the later finish more palatable for the boys at Lotus. Big thanks to them again. Hopefully see you all at Edge on May 13th for the real thing, 3K Breaks.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Stuff

Been a bit lacking in personality the blog of late, so I thought it was high time the man behind the anorak spoke with a few of my, recent, favourite things. First up a city; Fukuoka. Just down the road, kind of, on the northern coast of Kyushu, Fukuoka is a place I'd highly recommend. Esepcially if anyone is thinking of moving to Japan and can't quite face a place like Tokyo. Very chilled out, big enough and friendly locals, it gets the WC seal of approval :) There comes no higher praise.

Keeping things Japanese, I watched the best film I've seen in ages last weekend. Not since the Incredibles have I been so moved to praise a motion picture ;) Daremo shiranai - Nobody knows is one of the saddest most beautiful films I've ever seen. Chek-a-chek-a-chek-it-out.

And sod it, some breaks on this, 3KLounge-eve. Recently I have been mostly listening to Breakspoll Presents: Vol 2 - Mixed by FreQ Nasty, it's so good it's keeping me from my Japanese study podcasts, and, has me riding my bike at less than safe speeds.

Pics and words about Lotus very soon.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

3KLounge


More physical lounge than musical one, the theme will, as always, be breaks in whatever shape they get served up in. Join us down at Lotus from 10pm for some relaxed 3K action. Its free ofcourse and apart from Ghb and myself some of our 3K friends will be in attendance. Warm up nicely for the real thing next month.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Spring breaks?


eurgh...it was a bit of a long weekend for me finishing off with DJ Fresh and Dieselboy at 4.14 on Sunday night. I wasn't really in a mood to go out but ended up quite enjoying it. Preferred Fresh to Dieselboy's more 'in your face' approach. You've got to hand it to the D'n'B faithful of Hiroshima as they turn out time and time again on Sundays or weekdays to party. Thank god I have Monday's off.
Part of the reason for going down on Sunday was to book a DJ for May's 3k. I'll post up the details soon but for now, you can pencil in these dates as myself and GHB bring more tasty breaks to Hiroshima. Apr 15th sees us relaxing at Lotus again for a more laidback 3k, 3k lite if you will. Come and lounge in the brown of Lotus. Then on May 13th it's the real thing back at Edge, where we will then return a month later hopefully with a very special guest. That'll be on a Friday :gulp: I'll confirm all of this as soon as I can. For now, why not get in the mood with ibreaks.co.uk - Breakbeat internet radio. Hopefully see you all out and about sometime soon.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Windcheater E.P. available on BeatPick



As promised, Windcheater's first E.P. is now available on BeatPick. You can visit the artist page and listen to the whole E.P. If you're then wanting to get your own copy it costs £2.50/€3.50 (that's about 500 Yen). It's got 4 tracks on it and they are;

1. Apathetic featuring Susan Doyon

2. Penalise 'em

3. Blank faced groove

4. The Pinch

Also check out other BeatPick artists as I have been doing the last couple of days. They are of a frighteningly high standard and cover a very widespan of genres. It also has a very 'sound' set up. You can read all about that here.

I'll let you all know how it goes, but for now it's nice to know I have a 'release' out there...somewhere :)

Monday, March 06, 2006

E.P.

Windcheater's first E.P. will be out pretty soon on Beatpick. It's not a 'physical' thing but it was cool to be chosen by the label, so, that's 'nice'.
I'll put links up when they're all in place once I've got all the relevant paperwork off. For now, why not have a browse anyway....

Last night I dined on Horse's tongue :) Not bad for a former vegetarian.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Talking out of my arse...

3k won't be around for a little bit longer unfortunately. Edge is pretty fully booked up so it's looking like a May date. Yes May! Hopefully see some of you in Lotus before then.

Apart from that it's hay fever season here (nightmare) and the Heiroglyphics are flavour of the month in the WC studios. Check them out, wickerrrrd.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Sickness permitting....


3k should be back in March. Well, whether or not I'm ill it's sure to be so make sure you check out Hiroshima's original (only?) breaks night. Mark our words, everyone'll be doing it. One day. Read some stuff about the last one here.

Apart from that, I've been battling flu demons and the far worse horrors of trying to build websites. I can kind of see why web designers charge 1000's of pounds now. Although I imagine they are a tad more fluent than I am in their chosen field.

Bought an mp3 off Breakbeat Online the other day. Well worth a look if you are interested in, er, breakbeats. Very easy to use and great quality, long samples for you to check out too.

And that's today's blog.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Feautured artist at Soundlift.com



The nice people at Soundlift.com have decided to feature me on their front page for a week. Lovely stuff.

WINDCHEATER'S SOUNDLIFT PAGE

Monday, February 06, 2006

Occasional confusion - New Track


It's that time again. I finished my latest track today and you can have a listen to a nice 192kbps mp3 of it on my Soundlift Page . It's a breakbeat affair called 'Occasional Confusion' that started out as a remix of an older track called 'Agony Aunt' which I decided to bin, so, I won't be calling it a remix. It's got a new bassline and breaks anyway, plus some samples from older WC songs I plundered. I hope you enjoy it. As always, comments right here will be very much appreciated. If you really can't be arsed to navigate away from this page, you can download a lower quality 128kbps version from HERE.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Hisashiburi

Hello. It's been a while but I've been entertaining these two. Loads of cool pictures of Hiroshima and Japan in general on there if you are at all interested. A couple of hideous ones of me too. It's all gone so fast, I suppose cos I've been working whilst they've been here. This Monday I took a day off though and we went to Iwakuni to see the Kintai-kyo bridge.

Oh how I hate Iwakuni. With it's stupid bridge and it's stupid marines, and it's 3 day old fart, left in a dirty sock, smelly air. Perhaps that's slightly unfair (to the bridge) but I've been there twice now and have felt a bit under the weather both times. This Monday though I felt sufficiently under that weather to decide to come straight home after arriving at aforementioned bastard bendy bridge. What followed was a journey that will probably stand the test of oratory time, like what that Beowulf did. Quick dump and vomit in toilets by Kintai-kyo. Hop on bus, close eyes, sip water, try and ignore corners. Back to Iwakunting station. Bit of a wait for train. Slightly sweaty moment but stayed within dashing distance of toilets and then it's onto the train. Oh the train....with it's complete lack of toilets. WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT? I managed to cope admirably for about 40 minutes. Then within striking distance of an early departure off train and a taxi I started to feel really bad. Remember, no toilet! Horrible horrible waves of nausea, cold sweat and panic.....and then retching. Christ know's what the other mid-Monday passengers thought of me, head in my hands praying to whatever Shinto god protects travellers on bog-less trains from vomiting everywhere. I just about made it. Ran off the train and into the toilets to.......not be sick. Ahem. So it was into a taxi, deliriously tell him he was going the wrong way (when he wasn't) and home. From this point it was a fairly regular: bed (shivering cold) to toilet, back to bed (freezing) to bathroom to vomit as if possesed by the devil. And repeat. Until the wonderful nurses Andy and Sam arrived to feed me drugs which stopped me being sick and plugged me up until the morning..... erm, I then got very very hot and had a very very weird night. Poor Sam got it too. What was it? Answers on a postcard please, I'm scared of doctors. So, what with that, my chums leaving and other stuff, it's not been a great start to February.
Here's to the next 11 months. Stay healthy people.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Blogs

They're taking over aren't they? Well not really, but they're pretty damned popular as everyone in the world spews forth the rubbish floating around inside their heads. Speak for yourself...

Anyway, a couple for you to peruse; Today, at 10am my good friend Andy (aka Chem7) touched down in Tokyo. Along with Sam, the two of them are starting a yearlong round the world trip with a month in Japan. They arrive in Hiroshima on Saturday. I can't wait. When I lived in Madrid I could set my watch by visitors. For obvious reasons I haven't had so many in Japan and Andy and Sam are really the first people from back 'home' who have come to spend time here. You can follow their adventures right here on their camply titled Andy and Sam blog. Andy/Chem7 was the person who patiently guided WC through his first tentative steps in music making and whilst they may think I'm going to be showing them round Hiroshima, it's straight to Shimomura music for equipment then back to the PAO Sumiyoshi sudios for more tutorials. Bwahahahaha.

Right. Then there is Wide Island (nice name). All about one man and his family and the city of Hiroshima. I'm not a great blog reader but this one is well worth checking out. The bastard can really, really write. And he's funny. Very funny. I'm glad to say I share two things in common with the author of said blog:
1. We live in the same place. I don't just mean Hiroshima, our houses are a minute's stroll away from each other. I even crashed my bike into the wall opposite his house.
2. We once reviewed a urinal together for Japanese TV. Yep, that's something no one, and I mean, NO ONE, will ever be able to take away from us.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Futsukayoi no ato de

As you might have guessed from my post last night (this morning) I had quite a good time yesterday. It's a night I won't be forgetting in a long time and one that left me slightly drunkenly incoherent. I haven't danced that much in years either. A natural high I think it's called. I cycled home (very slowly) at about 5ish via Peace Park where I took some stunningly bad photos of the A-bomb dome looking like some kind of demented early bird tourist. I wonder what the good folk at the Udon-ya think of us too, turning up every couple of weeks and taking photos of each other. Back at home the obvious thing to do is to have another drink, watch a bit more Hifana, and then your favourite bits from Spirited Away, drunkenly cry at them and then go to bed. Ah! A life of tortured artistry. Oh well, all good clean fun.

Back to the gig; The Spins kicked things off and were, as always excellent. Bom plays bass aswell. He seems to pick up a new skill monthly. A bit of DJing followed (a tad too hard maybe for that time of the night? my only slight niggle) and then the stage was Tucker's. If you've never heard of Tucker, perhaps if you imagine a (nutty) teenage boy in his bedroom, picking up (and setting fire to) whatever instrument comes to hand and playing along to some of his parents old records, you might get some kind of idea of what his live show is like. And if you want to get some audience participation going, why not write down the word you want the crowd to shout out. On the bottom of your organ. That you are playing. Just lift it up, no worries.
Normally an act like that would be hard to follow, but Hifana are more than a match. I struggle to find words to express just how good they are at what they do. And does anyone else do what they do? Electronic percussionists? Turntablists? Breakbeat unit? Musicians? Talented bastards. I'm amazed they aren't massive in Europe yet. When they are discovered I'm sure they will be. With the fantastic visuals of Gec and a lot of humour thrown in for good measure too, they left WC a very happy bunny indeed. 4.14 was rammed and from the snatches I remember of the drunken conversations I had last night, I think a lot of people left feeling the same way as me. Keizo Machine and Juicy I salute you. Many many thanks to Niteowl for bringing them to town. I'll try and write a sensible review of the night for GH very soon. They'll publish anything ;)

For now though, why not enjoy a ramble through WC's wobbly night through the medium of photos.

Udonya no ato de


Well, they werealways going to be good but I don't think I've appreciated a night like I did tonight in a very very long time.
I'll write a review of it soon, but for now, Otsukare to the Spins, the nutter that is Tucker, Keizo Machine and Juicy.
Arigatou gozaimashita

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Windcheater demo CD



Today Windcheater entered the, er, 15th century and got a printer. Finally, finally the demo CDs that have been sat in the cupboard have beautifully legible labels that tell you amongst other things, what WC's email address is and where the website can be found. It's only taken me 6 months. Time for some thanks then....
Firstly to Jun (Green Youth Society) for his fantastic artwork and for printing out the covers for free when I know he's a busy bee. He'll be off on his travels soon, be sure to keep up to date on them right here. A big arigatou too to Messyman who's becoming a bit of a regular on this blog with his mastering skills. Then there's Susan Doyon, she of the lovely voice on Apathetic which takes pride of place at the beginning of the CD. Thanks for all your efforts guys :bow:
The CD has 3 tracks on it (1. Apathetic, 2. Penalise 'em, 3. Blank faced groove) and is available from nowhere right now. Plans may well be afoot to change that though.
Seeing as I'm talking about ME I do have another track at a very advanced stage. I'm quite pleased with it, and I'll post it up here when it's done.

My music aside it's only 2 days until Hifana fly into town. Getting very excited about this now as yesterday I bought the Zamurai TV DVD. Inspirational stuff. I'll write more on it after the weekend but for now have a watch of the trailer. Beatboxing and tap dancing. It's the way forward.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Can I have that time back please?

I just watched the most recent Star Wars. Christ almighty. One of my 8 year old Japanese students could have written a better script than that. Not that I was expecting Shakespeare but with all that eye candy on show I would have thought that I at least wouldn't have been too distracted by dull men tossing light sabres to Ewan McGreggor saying 'I think you might need this'. I'm not surprised the Emperor looked like he was pissing himself when Darth Vader went 'Nooooooooooo!' at the end. I was. Perhaps he'd just seen himself in the mirror and couldn't understand why he'd been dressed like something off of Blue Peter (can't help thinking encouraging kids to make 'stained glass biscuits' is a bit irresponsible. Still, who am I to question Blue Peter?) whilst being surrounded by some of the most futuristic beings ever seen. George, if you're reading this, you are a fool.
Oh well, perhaps I can negate the effects that Star Wars has had on me by watching some more of the excellent Monkey Dust. I finally managed to get the 2nd and 3rd series from my local, er, retailer. Brilliant stuff. Not for those who like their comedy sugar coated. Infact its probably not even for a lot of people who might have previously thought they liked black humour. Very very dark, sick even. Nothing is sacred. One of my favourite television programmes ever I think. Where have you been Clive.....?

Friday, December 23, 2005

My ears hurt


In about 1983 (a year sung about with great eloquence by Goldie Lookin' Chain - Roller Disco) I was given a walkman at Christmas (topical). I also got a copy of Now THAT'S what I call Music Vol 4. It included Ray Parker Jr's Ghostbusters amongst other classics whose names escape me right now. A lot, lot later on in life I bought an MD recorder. I loved this thing, so solid in your hand and the quality of recording was amazing. Tiny aswell when you look at tape/CD walkmans....BUT, I wouldn't dream of lugging such a weighty item about with me now. Yep, not so long ago I finally joined the queue of sheep and bought an iPod. A shuffle one. About the weight of an empty disposable cigarette lighter. I'd resisted it for ages.....why do I need one of them? I listen to too much music already. My BAD side gently coaxed my SLIGHTLY LESS BAD side into getting one under the pretext of learning Japanese :muchlaughter: Well, I did use it in this way for a bit, still do occasionally but I just couldn't resist for long. Walking without one just seems weird now, and riding a bicycle.... Today was a holiday in Japan and I wandered down Hondori. It was packed, a situation that might usually annoy me but with Massive Attack on it became the ultimate people watch, a video with me as the main star. I got so lost in it I wandered halfway up Hondori with my umbrella still up (Hondori is a covered street for anyone not familiar with Hiroshima....or most Japanese cities for that matter). I felt like a dark and brooding mid nineties trip hop video star.....I looked like a cock.
iPods.....get one

Monday, December 19, 2005

Snowing it's arse off


What is the polite term for heavy snowfall? (apart from heavy snowfall) Chucking it down? Come down in (light) buckets? Whateveeeeeeer, it snowed on saturday night. And it really snowed. I get a whole facefull of snow every New Year when I visit the country but snow like this in the city is pretty unusual (he says with all of 3 years of experience). WC spent the evening at a very nice restaurant in Nagarekawa for the Cross Nihongo school (which I don't mind saying is the BEST language school WC has ever attended) bonenkai. I can't remember the name and I can't make it out in the picture cos of the snow hugging the letters. Something like Ji Ji An. Done up like an old style house, we enjoyed lots of nice oden, soba and some tofu stuff amongst other things. Very pleasant indeed. As we were eating the snow started to fall. Nagarekawa isn't famed for its beauty but with nice places like Cafe Spice opposite it really did start to look lovely. Bit of a slow walk home though.

Oh and I wonder if the Rev Awdry ever imagined that his gentle stories of railway folk would one day be printed on seaweed for young kids to wrap their onigiri in? Luddite.

Monday, December 12, 2005

and relax....

Life has been well hectic of late. Saturday was the GetHiroshima/Koba bonenkai which GHB and myself did a bit of DJing at. I say a bit, GHB had to man the fort for a lot of the night, and even when I was there I wasn't really. Infact I remember very little of the night at all, not because of the drink for once but something else that has been on my mind and consumed my life for the last month or so.....my workplace's Happyokai....
Yep I've been losing sleep over worrying about forgetting to bring a whistle on the day or not having time to make a pair of cardboard decks. In the end I only fucked up once, and hey, it made the kids look stupid not me, so that's fine.
It also represented Windcheater's first outing on the stage. I haven't turned my hand to musicals (yet) but along with SH and the help of the children www.hiphopenglish.com finally saw the light of day. Well, the website is yet to make that leap but we did have 3 songs performed by our little homies and, bless their little cotton socks, they were great. The show finished at about 5 but it was only at about 9 o'clock later on in the evening after many drinks that I felt the weight lift from my shoulders. Now I'm just hungover.
I do remember one thing from Saturday night though and that's that Hifana are coming to Hiroshima on January the 8th. I'm so chuffed about this, can't wait. The Spins, who have featured on this blog a couple of times will be supporting at 4.14. It should be superb. If you're in the vicinity and you don't go, you're a bit thick.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Autumn Schmautumn


The funny thing about Autumn in Japan for WC is that I just won't let it go. Last Sunday was too warm for a jacket and the leaves were clinging on to the last vestiges of their redness as friends inexplicably decided to run around Miyajima rather than enjoy themselves with WC and SH. The week that followed was of typical blue skies and sunshine....and then it got cold...

This was the view that confronted me as I cycled back home tonight. I think at this juncture even WC has to admit that summer/autumn is over. It's snow for fuck's sake. Still, I like snow here. It's clean, it's white, and when I'm in the Inaka it's deep and untouched. I did think tonight though that to be cycling whilst wearing a wooly hat, big hooded jacket and iPod is a tad dangerous. Don't do it kids!

Next week is the GetHiroshima/Koba bonenkai which myself and GHB will be playing at at some point. Should be a great night.....oh to not have Happyokai the next day...

What else?...Bought an album online for the first time ever today. The times, they be a changing. Highly recommended Lotek Hifi - Mixed Blessings - UK hiphop? dub, dance hall stuff? I dunno, very good though.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Marks out of 10?


How long have I had this blog? Don't answer, I'm being rhetorical. It is, as the name suggests, a 'Windcheater' blog. There's been plenty of DJing chat but that's not really what I'm supposed to do. Producing music is what WC does (of a fashion), and finally, this blog can announce the arrival of a new track, dragged kicking and screaming this very fine autumnal day into the digital realm.
Yes, the music page of www.windcheater.co.uk has finally been updated (and what a pain in the arse that was). You can click here and open the track directly, or go and have a gander at the site yourself.
It's called -Mrk 0- and it's available in all it's 128kbps Mp3 glory. Feel free to leave any comments, fair or foul right here on the WCblog.

Friday, November 25, 2005

Do you like cos-play girls?



errrrrr, I mumbled, not wanting to insult the cos-play girl asking me. Luckily before I had to come up with an answer she had thrust a flyer into my hand with a breezy 'here you are' for what I am sure was one of Akihabara's finest tea houses. Didn't go though......couldn't understand the kanji, fnar. I was surprised to read that a lot of the cos-play girls who work in these places do it as part of their hobby. They get paid, the customers love it. Isn't that beautiful?

Tokyo makes everywhere look small. Every time I go there it's size just bowls me over. I've been in Japan 3 years, can speak a bit of Japanese and can read Hiragana and Katakana and have some knowledge of how things like public transport work here. Then I go to Tokyo and stand outside a simple train station and think, 'What the FUCK do I do here?' No big city I have spent any time in, London and Madrid mainly, can come close to how overwhelming the whole experience can be. Infact the first time I didn't really like it....now I love it. Becomes a bit of a cliche the amount of times you say it but just the sense of safety and ease you can walk down a Tokyo street that I never feel even in my home country's capital is fantastic. It's a brilliant place to people watch rather than wallet watch.

My mate has just moved to within a World Champion Strongman's throw of Yoyogi park which is a great place. It's ironic that the little space Japanese people have in their apartments, so that they are forced outside to do things a lot us take for granted such as practising a musical instrument, creates such a fantastic environmnent. Hundreds of people, rehearsing plays, playing games, singing, dancing, even one high school girl practising her Happyokai speech, on her own, on a rock. Bless.

And then there are the Otaku :) One of my favourite spots in Tokyo is next to Yoyogi, at the Shibuya entrance. Along here you can see hundreds of bands/singers/comedy groups plying their trade to anyone who'll listen. Again its a great atmosphere (all that equipment would be gone in minutes back home) and some of the Idol hopeful's attract some really handsome chaps.....

So go. You'll get lost in a station, see some freaks/beautiful people and get really dizzy looking up at/down from some stupidly tall buildings. You can take some photos too....

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

TLF - Until you get dizzy



About 5 years ago, when WC was first trying to get to grips with the internet and making music, I came across a site called Sample City. There were some good people there....and some idiots. Infact it was probably my first exposure to being annoyed by people I'd never met, BUT, this is about one of the good people, Stephen Braiden, aka Craig Johnston, aka The Tea Leaf Family. I think SC was the first place I ever put up a track for review. I can't remember what it was but I do remember a guy who had the same username as an old Liverpool legend liked it. I had a listen to his stuff and, after my only exposure to music on the internet being the boards on the old Mp3.com I was amazed. Today, through my post box I received TLF's first album - Until you get dizzy, released on Berlin breakbeat label (and one time Hiroshima visitors) Dangerous Drums. Played by the late great John Peel no less, it's hard to pigeon hole TLF. Not that I'd want to but we all do don't we? House, that isn't quite house, breaks, that aren't quite breakbeat, all helped along by the vocal talents of JJ the Detroit diva and Japan's very own Yuko Matsuyama. Yep there's Japanese on there. Can I understand it? Can I fuck. Lovely voice though. There are some classics that I remember from my old SC lurking days such as Flow and Eyeswide (infact I still have the vocal samples to that somewhere, maybe I'll have a stab at that remix again...) and a lot of stuff I haven't heard before, particularly in their entirety. Like Groove Armada TLF can and aren't afraid to mix it up, lovely rolling bass lines are a specialty that I'm quite jealous of. A really, very, very good album.

One small gripe.....where's my Japan only bonus track? ;)

How to get it : iTunes (a measly 99 cents, the European ones, a track, or 9.99Euros for the whole thing), search for TLF. Order it on TLF's news page via Paypal. If you live in Berlin, visit the news page again to see what shops it can be found in.

It also represents the first time the name Windcheater has appeared on a CD jacket.......in the thanks section :)

Monday, November 14, 2005

3k


Thanks to everyone who came down to Edge last night for 3K. It was the most satisying night of 'being a DJ' I've had so far. The place was pretty full, and there were people on the dance floor for most of the night. Another shout out to Messyman from me for his mastering work. Played Dune last night and although it's about 2 years old now, hearing it out that loud was kind of spine tingling....the bass sounded amazing. Enough self regarding though. Daisuke played a funky hip hop opening two hours that kept my head nodding.....even out watching the door. Abu then warmed up the crowd very nicely until he quite literaly ran out of records. Apart from bringing his DJ skills he also brought in a lot of friends/fans who really helped to make the atmosphere on the dance floor. GHB and myself were up next, and apart from a 'metronome' moment things went pretty smoothly. GHB mixed very fluidly and depsite a lull in the middle at the end people were up dancing again. I enjoyed punching the sample pads on my Kaosspad, so much so that I ended up wanting more than two and even went to see how much Akai's MPC costs today. After us came Asuka who really is brilliant. I had no idea she played hip hop too...I should have guessed really from her singing along to Witness.
A fair few people were there and I can't wait for the next one. Can I also recommend to anyone out and about in Nagarekawa after 5 in the morning to visit the 24 hour Udon shop at the end near Chuo Douri. It only costs 350 yen for a bowl of Udon that I SWEAR has saved me from some of the worst hangovers I could have experienced. Oh, and one more big thanks to SH for manning the door while we were on. He's currently in bed with the flu.....can't think why he might have caught that :sorry:
A few photos from the night

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Whistle posse


3K is only 4 days away and I've been busy scouring my music for samples to punctuate our set with on Saturday. I've been mostly dipping into the many gigabytes worth of old skool hardcore my friend Chem7 dilligently put together over the past year. I've always hated the way some older people high on nostalgia go on about 'back in the days' whether they are into prog rock, punk or hip hop, it's all bollocks. Music's always evolving and churning out brilliant stuff......that said, ahem, the rave scene in the UK of the early 90s is something I always get slightly misty eyed over. In a way it's what probably led me to start making music (over 10 years later!) and it was most definitely what made me dance for the first time. I'm not going to go on about the history, but in short, 'reserved' Brits took a gay, black, US underground phenomena and turned it into perhaps the largest ever youth culture explosion our country (the world?) has ever seen. One that still reverberates today, albeit with perhaps a little less vigour and originality (I give you trance). That isn't to say that the UK was the only place this was going on, Joey Beltram even made Belgium seem cool back then, but the raves and festivals of the those first few summers of the 90s were something special, were massive, and, at the time, it seemed like EVERYONE was doing it. And if you weren't, you were some kind of dinosaur.
The music sounds pretty dated now next to today's production techniques but it's easy to forget, especially for people who have grown up with a big 'dance' scene, just how completely NEW this sounded. Mad breakbeat loops, driving basslines, sped up vocals urging the dancers on and mad synth sounds which made the punk and hardcore I had been listening to only a month previously sound like music from another generation. Aphex Twin's Diggeridoo made me physically throw up when I first heard it in a friend's car on Kiss FM. Well, maybe it wasn't just the record. T99's Anasthasia was a massive tune at the time. It was one of the fist tunes to really use a biiiig orchestra stab. I remember hearing that for the first time in a club. Everyone stopped for a moment and looked around as if to say 'what the fuuuuck is this????', before going mental.
A couple of my favourites from 'back in the day' (christ) - Compounded - Edge 1, The House Crew - Keep the fire burning, Zero B - Lock up to name but a few of the many many others.
A superb book on the scene is Altered State by Matthew Collin

Right, now I've got that out of my system maybe I can concentrate on making some up to date music.