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Please head over here - www.windcheater.co.uk where I be a continuing all things bloggy.

Music, photos, videos, all that jazz.

But no jazz.

I've created a new chart over on Beatport. You can check it here - Windcheater's Year of the Snake Chart

Windcheater on iLicense.com

Magnatune have just recently started a new web site to enable simple licensing of their existing catalogue which of course includes my album.

The new site is called iLicenseMusic. Go check out if you're in need of some great music, and while your there, why not have a listen to my album and see if it suits any of your needs.

My self titled album 'Windcheater' is available right here.

Latest Beatpick EP released today.

My latest BeatpickEP is now up on the site.

Click here to stream, license and buy.


It's the usual 4 tracks including 'Tonight' which features Madoka Suzuki.

Track listing :
1. Who's got it?
2. Tonight feat. Madoka Suzuki
3. Relight
4. Baguettes


It costs 4 English pounds (about $6 or ￥470) and can be downloaded as Wav or Mp3 files.

You can also license any of the tracks with ease.

New Track - 'Who's got it?'

Just posted a 3 minute (or thereabouts) sample of my latest track 'Who's got it?' over on my Soundcloud page.

You can of course, just check it out here...

ahhhh I know what you mean

Today, my student Ryou, 11, who I have known since he was 4, said to me, 'Oh, Alex....Kagawa, is Manchester'.

Now, what he was trying to say, and not doing a bad job of it, is that Japanese player Shinji Kagawa is going to join Manchester United. Ryou knows full well I like football and that I'm from England and so was trying manfully to engage me in conversation. I, childishly, curled my top lip and said something along the lies of 'oh yeah....yuk, I don't like Manchester (United)'.

Ryou, as a just turned 11 year old Japanese boy, looked slightly confused, even disappointed by my reaction and I realised I needed to expand on my reply....it wasn't hard.

'OK Ryou, do you like Yomiuri Giants?' I asked him. Giants are the baseball team in Japan with the biggest fan base, spread all over the country and in the past dominated the league. When I came to Japan originally, in an attempt to drum up some interest in myself for the sport I decided that Giants = Man United, Hiroshima Carp = my local team. It worked. Up to a point.

Anyway, back to Ryou...

'Do you like Giants?' I asked

:Slight sneer: 'No, NO!' he replied,

'OK, Man United = Giants' I said

'Ahhhhh' he replied, with an understanding smile and a nod of the head.

分りました！

I don't think we'll be talking of Kagawa again.

It's EURO 2012, so it must be time for a Kit Kat review

Time for a break. Headphones off, chocolate in (mouth) as I turn my hand to my other area of 'expertise', exotic Kit Kats.

Aloe Yoghurt flavour.

Now, sampling this 'delight' wasn't really helped by the fact it was the middle of sweltering summer and it hadn't exactly been chilled in the fridge. In fact, it was kind of reminiscent of munching on a blob of chocolate that had been mixed up with some skin moisturiser. Or shampoo. It really wasn't all that nice.

What is Aloe anyway? I always thought it was an ingredient in beauty products. Next you'll be telling me people put cucumbers in their sandwiches instead of on their eyes.

Cloying and perfumed, not recommeded. 7/10 for ODDNESS 3/10 for TASTE.

Pudding Kit Kats sound nice don't they? Oh DON'T THEY!?

But are they? And which is Kit Kat King Pudding?

From left to right we have, 'Big Little Custard Pudding', normal 'Custard Pudding' and 'KOBE pudding'.

I thought the 'Big Little' ones looked quite cool but to be honest I was massively underwhelmed. Weirdly though, my Mum really liked them and she's not famed for her love of Kit Kats. 

The 'Custard Pudding' one was more of the same really but in a far more satisfying stick form, but then came 'KOBE pudding'.

Look at that box. Granted it isn't quite as good as the Shinkansen one but still. Look at it! You can just imagine all those Kit Kat elves inside, merrily going about their business in their little Kobe Pudding Kit Kat factory, wearing lederhosen and feathers in their caps. Whistling as they heave wafers the size of girders into vats of the finest Kobe pudding chocolate mix. I know I can. 

For the box alone then I proclaim 'KOBE pudding' Kit Kats KING PUDDING.

Unfortunately, they all taste the same.

Big Little - ODDNESS 5/10 TASTE 5/10

Custard Pudding - ODDNESS 5/10 TASTE 6/10

KOBE Pudding - ODDNESS 5/10 TASTE 6/10

Latest track - 'Relight'

My latest track Relight has been up on my Soundcloud page a little while now. There's a HQ download available if any of you are interested.

Alternatively you can listen to it right here :

Friday May 4th - ENJOINT

This Friday (May 4th) is the annual ENJOINT bash at Sacred Spirits (Jamaica) with guest Masashi Osaku coming down from Osaka once again.

Always a good party, if your in town come down, it'll cost you ￥2000

It all kicks off at 9pm and includes a live preformance from Houribe LOU who you might have bumped in to on the bridge near the bomb dome some time.

I'm on at 1AM.

Looking forward to this. It's always nice to play on Jamaica's great sound system.

Hopefully see some of you there.

New Track : Tonight feat. Madoka Suzuki

I have a new track up on my Soundcloud page.

It's called 'Tonight' and features the vocals of Madoka Suzuki.

High quality download is available for now, or you can stream it right here.

All comments welcome よろしく

First full length album now available on Magnatune

My first full length album is now out on the Magnatune label.

It's mostly a collection of previous works with Baguette the only track that hasn't been available up until now.

You can actually stream the entire album without having to do a thing, just go here to listen.

Magnatune offers a membership system where you pay $15 per month which allows you to download as much music as you like from the site. You can read more about their set up right here.

Magnatuneは私の新しいアルバムをリリースしました。ここで聞ける。

Just desserts

Double header time and WHAT a double header.

Recent times have thrown up some pretty good findings, to such an extent I can even THEME this post.

Japanese style desserts Yatsu hashi　八つ橋　and Annindofu 杏仁豆腐. There from, pffft, somewhere or other. Kyoto probably.

The one on the left up there is the Yatsu Hashi one and is very cinnamon-y, so, if you like cinnamon like what I does, you'll probably give it a thumbs up. Like what I did. Really very nice. It's an 8 on the yummy scale and an 8 on the originality one too.

Next up is the Annindofu one which is basically an almondy tofu dessert. Sounds disgusting, it's not. It's lovely as is this Kit Kat. As I swirled these particular chocolatey sticks around my palate (had to check how that was spelt) the very not unpleasant almondy flavours danced upon my tongue and the long finish was reminiscent of the plastic wrapper it had been aged in. I liked it, I liked it a lot. 8.5 (!) for flavour, and another 8 for originality.

Basically the best thing about these two Kit Kats was they actually tasted of something different that was a bit unusual and weren't too sickly. You haven't been charged for this advice Nestle.

Finally, this only contained normal Kit Kats (which actually were really nice to have as they are the best type of Kit Kat and I have't had one for ages because I'm always sampling daft ones) but just look at that box! A 3 carriage Nozomi Shinkansen no less! Also, according to the box, you can buy another and attach it to the back, giving you a full working 6 carriage rinky dink shink. And it had stickers in it.

Azuki Sandwich Kit Kat

T'other day on Twitter I heard mention of a Pumpkin Cheese Cake flavoured Kit Kit. Oh how I craved that particular flavour for, hmm, a day or two until, UNTIL, this landed in my lap.

Azuki Sandwich Kit Kat.

It's the sandwich bit that gets me. I've never seen an Azuki sandwich. Had plenty of Azuki sweet type things, but a white bread sandwich?

I *suppose* I should at least google it, hold on...

Hmmm well, from my 5 seconds of research, there are plenty of pancake/pastry Azuki combos but plain old white bread? Seems a bit weird, but then this is Kit Kat Japan, what did I expect. Perhaps this paves the way for that staple of the American diet, peanut butter and jelly sandwich Kit Kat.

Anyway, what are they like? Pretty good! Kind of like a normal Kit Kat with subtle Azuki undertones. Nice. I wonder who got to synthesise the TOAST element of this Kit Kat in the Nestle Japan labs. 'OK, Hiroshi, you do the Azuki flavouring, and Akira-kun, you do the toast', 'Oh what!? why do I have to do the toast, I always get the supporting flavours'. Something like that anyway.

That is ofcourse IF Kit Kat actually have bothered to include bready elements to this release, or perhaps they're hoping the Azuki slant will pull the wool over our eyes. I'd hate to think they came up with all these weird and wonderful flavours and then didn't follow through. They want to be careful, Watchdog will be on their case.

Originality - 9/10

Niceness - 7/10

Soy Sauce Kit Kat

Been a little slack of late which has lead to a katastrophic lack of updates on here, the Kit Kat Factor.

So, here we are with one of the heavyweights. The kind of Kit Kat flavour that elicits a perfectly reasonable WTF?

Soy Sauce.

WTF?

See, told you.
I'd heard tale of this particular Kit Kat and was given a box of them (They're the small ones) after a friend risked life and limb on a hunting trip to Tokyo.

I have a great sequence (when I say sequence I mean 2) of photos of my little friend and some time Kit Kat taster Moe, trying this particular flavour. I don't think I should upload them without her permission though so I'll talk you through them;

Photo 1 : Moe takes a tentative nibble.

Photo 2 : Moe looks like there's been a small explosion (about the size those plastic green soldiers might have set off) on her desk.

It would make a nice gif.

However I think Moe was playing up to the cameras a little because, actually, Soy Sauce Kit Kats are quite nice. There, I've said it.

Moe's mum was telling me there's a white soy sauce and perhaps that's what these Kit Kat's are based on as ineed they are white. I did a little bit of research. Literally a little. I googled it, confirmed it existed and came back here. If you'd like more information on it, off you trot.

But, anyway, yeah, they're alright. Not bad. Quite good. Hardly a eulogy I know but really, what were you expecting from a SOY SAUCE flavoured chocolate bar.

I wouldn't write home about them. Neither would I kick them out of bed (unless they started to melt). I did however write this blog about them.

Originality - 9/10

Niceness - 6.5/10

Pretty high scoring there.

Hiroshima Tube

FRIDGE - This Friday @ EDGE

This Friday at Bar Edge myself, Paul, Rinn and Jin will be hosting FRIDGE. A night of house, UK bass, Tech-House and perhaps more, it's free. ノーチャージです。

Starting around 11ish, pop in.

Here's a handy map for public transport.

NEW E.P. Available on Beatpick

I have a new 4 track E.P. available here on Beatpick.

The 4 tracks are :

1. Next Rhythm
2. Hot Out
3. Hold It
4. Part Timer

It costs £4.00 ( ￥５００, 6.32 USD or 4.63 EUR) and is downloadable as a Wav file or Mp3

Heads of huge multinational companies, you can also license the tracks for global advertising if you so wish :)

You can also stream all the tracks on Beatpick, but I'm sure you'd all much rather support a starving artist....right? ....RIGHT?

Many thanks to Tarekith at Inner Portal Studio for mastering and Malachy Byrne for the use of his photo for the artwork.

Have a listen anyway.

よろしく

Cola and Lemon Squash Kit Kats

Now this was a treat. 2, count 'em, weirdly flavoured Kit Kats in one packet.

Already scoring high.

'Which one will you eat?' the packet politely enquires. Well, both obviously, durr, but which one first?

Had to be Cola. Lemon Squash looked interesting but coke flavoured chocolate? It could possibly be the best thing ever!!

It wasn't. Kind of like chewing a warm glass (not the actual glass, not even Kit Kat Japan would go that far....would they?) of coke with bits of wafer floating around.

And then the surprise. Lemon Squash, which I reckon would be better translated as lemonade, wasn't bad at all. It wasn't great, but it was ok, and big improvement on Cola. Kind of zingy chocolate.

The best thing about this one though was that there were two, and of the two I liked one.

Perhaps Kit Kat should team up with other purveyors of pop. Not Justin Bieber, but drinks like Calpis or Fanta Grape. Actually, Justin Bieber Kit Kat might work. What am I saying, ofcourse it will work. Make it so (and remember where you read it first Kit Kat bods).

Cola - NICENESS - 3/10 ORIGINALITY 8/10

Lemonade - NICENESS 6/10 ORIGINALITY 7/10

PUFFIN Kit Kat (+ more)

If you're excitedly thinking Kit Kat had really pulled a new flavour out of the bag and are expecting the inevitable, 'tastes a bit like chicken' comment, I have to apologise, just a little joke.



You see, one of the THREE (yes, 3) Kit Kat flavours I'll be reviewing here is the 'パフ　in' Kit Kat.



The 'パフ' (pafu) refers to little 'puffs' of, I dunno, honecombe type stuff, embedded in the chocolate. Hence, 'puff' 'in'.



I tell you what, it's, PUFF-etic.



(pauses to enjoy that moment)



You hardly even notice they are there. Much like if you lived in a major connurbation, you wouldn't really be aware of the existence of puffins.



It's so average I'm introducing a new scoring system. From now on, each Kit Kat will get a NICENESS rating out of 10, and a ORIGINALITY rating, also out of 10. How you weigh the 2 scores up is entirely up to you.



I'm generous like that.



So this is going to get a 7/10 for Niceness. It is after all a pretty normal chunky Kit Kat, and a 1/10 for it's PUFF-ormance in the originality stakes. Poor.





Next up were the incredibly underwhelming Cookies and Cream and Strawberry Hazlenut.



Both came in boxes with MINISCULE little Kit Kats inside.



C and C failed to live up to it's lovely ice cream cousin, and the SH one was as cloying and sickly as Strawberry flavoured chocolate usually is.



C and C gets 6/10 for niceness and 5/10 for originality.



SH gets 4/10 for niceness and 6/10 for originality.



Where the hell the hazlenut 'flavour' is in the latter is anybody's guess.



Must try harder.

New DJ Mix

I've just put a new DJ mix up on my Soundcloud page , see if you can count the number of times the word 'house' is repeated.

House and tech-house for the most part, including my own track Next Rhythm at the end. Download or stream and enjoy.

Windcheater - Next Rhythms DJ MIX by Windcheater