Monday, November 20, 2006

Some people


Nintendo's Wii has been launched all over America :snigger: and I was delighted to read about this chap :

The first buyer, Isaiah Triforce Johnson, had been waiting in line outside the store for more than a week. He wore a Nintendo Power Glove, a wearable controller that came out in 1989, while shaking hands with Nintendo of America President Reggie Fils-Aime after buying the first Wii. Johnson said he had legally changed his middle name to a reference in Nintendo's "Zelda" game series.

Wonder if he's got a girlfriend? Having said that , I wasted hours and hours of my life playing the Legend of Zelda on the N64 and I got very nostalgic looking at that map above. It really was an amazing game.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

fuck off

Two Simple words I often want to say, especially after reading certain people's blogs...

Saturday, November 11, 2006

AFRA - Kazunori Kumagai - Beatbox vs Tap - HUMAN BEATBOX

Friday, November 10, 2006

Akala-Bullshit

the mother fucking weather in Britain :)

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Osaka



It's been barely a month since my last blog of a big building with a kind of round shaped thing in the middle, so here it is. The Umeda Sky building in Osaka. The two 'projectile' thingys sticking through the hole are the 'see through' escalators up/down the last 5 floors. Now, I'm not very good heights and the description of these two contraptions being see through didn't exactly fill me with confidence. 'Will I be able to come back down again if I don't want to go up it?' I whinged, terrified that the lift would open to reveal these dreaded staircases with no turning back. As it was/is, you can't see through the escalators themselves (ofcourse) but you are able to look out all around you which I avoided doing by staring at SH's chest. So, I made it, but, there was still the roof to go and this is open air. I crept up the final staircase and approached the edge as slowly as possible to find......at least 10 meters between the barrier and the actual edge. Phew. I'd done it. I could then strut around cockily and laugh at the DISGUSTING green wedding dress a blushing bride was wearing. Hope she doesn't read the blog.

Osaka is an odd place. It gets a lot of good write ups and so it should, Osakans are pretty friendly and there's loads to do but I find the gaijin who live there a very weird breed. I have mostly been to fairly typical run of the mill bars/clubs (one search for a nice little bar ended in the usual wandering around looking up at buildings wondering where the fuck it is) but some of the characters I've seen..... Best of all was Mr Cliche. Buzz Lightyear in sunglasses and open shirt, a fist of grease in his hair and mission to annoy as many Japanese women as possible in the shortest span of time. You really had to see him to believe him. Perhaps if he took the glasses he could see the girls mouthing 'help!' to their friends and trying to suppress their laughter. Then again if you are like him you'll probably be telling yourself they love it. Saw a couple of fights too. Well done chaps! SH had a chat with a guy in one of the clubs about their licenses and if they'd had any problems recently a la Hiroshima/Tokyo. I won't mention th club's name, let's call it 'Pete and Joe's'. It was clear to both of us that that club was illegal under Japanese law but he was having none of it. 'Don't bring any trouble here' was one thing he said. Fuck's sake, people eh? I'm alright Jack.

Perhaps what always suprises me about Osaka is it's size. It's massive. I know that should be obvious but for some reason I always forget. It's bloody ugly but at the same time has some fairly cool big buildings. Still, Hiroshima looked lovely when we got back. The locals seem very up for having a good time though and perhaps next time I should make the effort to check out a 'proper' club. Talking of which we went to a very bling Hip Hop night. Hilarious. I love Hip Hip but there's some fucking shite out there (like most genres I know) and some of the people who listen to it are cocks of the highest order. Me and SH were the only people in their smiling. They didn't play any UK hip hop for some reason......

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Scary Moves

So much to talk about....

First up Halloween which I don't have any photos of but was pretty good fun. Me and GHB or whatever his name is these days were very restrained this year and the dancefloor seemed to be fuller and for longer than last year. Less acts seemed to make the night much smoother for Nanja's Jamie and Natasha and the atmosphere seemed way less overly drunk than the last time (although I heard one story I'm struggling to get my head around) and most people seemed to enjoy themselves. I was very disappointed to see Charlie Brown in a Stitch hat this year though.

And then there's the dance thang. Today saw the publication of two articles by SH in The Japan Times and on GetHiroshima. I'd like to make it clear to the authorities that I have never met SH in my life, have never spent any time with him and if he were to introduce himself I would run away with my hands over my ears shouting LALALALALALALALA :joke:
Seriously though readers, my mother inlaw is so fat... etc. Seriously, there are a lot of answers to a lot of questions in the GetHiroshima article. The whole situation has produced a lot of rumour. Partly down to a natural, and I think especially Western tendency to spout off with only a basic grasp of the facts involved, but also due to the deafening sound of silence that has rolled out of official land. The Police have said come and speak to us, but then again I only heard that through City Hall. At least they did speak to me though. I originally mailed the Mayor and my mails were passed on to Hiroshima City's Citizens Safety Promotion Division. I won't go into our discussions cos any information I got out of that you can all read in the two articles SH has written. It was all very polite and I do genuinely appreciate the time they spent on replying to and meeting me. The situation was still very confusing though and after the raid of Cover I fired another, I suppose fairly strong email to the Mayor. I was well aware he couldn't comment on Prefectural Police procedure but what the hell did he think about it? What voice did the citizens of Hiroshima have? No reply, although once again the good people of the Citizen's safety thingy got in touch. Obviously the Mayor is a busy man and replies to emails are handled by various departments. Fair enough. I know he's a busy man, and I'm all for his messages of Nuclear disarmament and peace. Too fucking right I am. Imagine my surprise then when I found out that although the Mayor is too busy to reply to my emails, my name (real one, I don't think he's downloading my tunes) is being bandied about amongst his friends as if I have some kind of vendetta against the city of Hiroshima and am trying to 'blackmail' the city. Their word not mine. I was pretty shocked, angry and I have to say, slightly scared. I don't know any of these people and yet they are using my name as if I am public enemy number one. I suppose it's all in keeping with the times though isn't it. Just as The War Against Terror (T.W.A.T) labels anyone as anti-American for daring to criticise it and British fuckwit tourists can get innocent people thrown off a plane for looking like wrong uns (my favourite rant from my chum's blog. Don't loook if you don't like, er, humour), get angry about Police actions ruining the nightlife of Hiroshima and suddenly you hate Hiroshima rather than loving what's been taken away. Ofcourse nightlife being shut down ain't the same as being suspected of being a terrorist just cos you're browner than the pasty, lardy wankers covered in egg and chips (they were obviously jealous) but you get the picture. Still, two can play at that game and now I've put it on my blog, the whole world knows, yes they do!!!! Bwahahahaha.....

Anyone reading? Oh well.

And what of the situation at large? The treatment of Ricardo and Hideko stills makes my blood boil. The arrest of Cover's owners and bar manager stank aswell but the Police can always fall back on the ' they were breaking the law' line. There's nothing really you can say to it. Well there is, it's just that noone will listen. If you read SH's article on GH you'll see that he basically asked the fuzz, if the activities of a lot of bars/clubs in Hiroshima had been illegal, why have they only recently been targetted. The offical line is; The police have always acted against bars when information has come to light that illegal activities happened. Obvious bollocks. Anyone with a brain knows that Bars and clubs have been allowed to operate as they had been.....until recently. And if the police are so concerned about the law why the hell weren't they doing their job properly before? Any former police chiefs/officers gonna get arrested for negligence. Ofcourse not.

Still, they have the law on their side. Obviously, and as it is, finally it's clear. And it's shit. Embarrassing for any modern thinking country. Just as the UK was the laughing stock of Europe (the world?) for it's archaic drinking laws, if this continues Japan will become similarly laughable because you can't dance after 12/1am? The Japan Times reports that similar things are happening in Tokyo. One might hope that the anger generated by people over the recent raids might make the police step back from the club scene. The clampdown is designed to target some of Japan's seedier businesses and the activities of organised gangs. Great, go for it. The trouble is, young people who like dancing in night clubs are being lumped in with all the other shit and as of now the police don't seem to care about differentiating. How insulting is that for us?

What is it about dancing that authority figures around the world find so dangerous? Is it just that those in power never got invited to any parties or asked to dance? Probably.

I turned 18 in 1990 living in the UK. Acid House was already a few years old and raves were set to explode across the country. The thing is, we were used to working around the law. House parties, warehouse parties, raves.....we'd been brought up on a nightlife diet of getting around things, and in a way it made it all the more exciting. But, to be here, in a country where noone goes out dancing before 12, to be suddenly told you can't do that after that time.....how depressing? The law needs to be changed, but when you look at how long British drinkers had to wait until they could drink like adults rather than idiot teenagers, I don't hold out much hope. In a way, thank god it is happening in Tokyo. It's far more likely to gain a bit of movement when one of the most exciting cities in the world is being told to sit down at 1am. We'll see.

And that my friends, is the longest post I've ever done.

Monday, October 16, 2006

3KLounge - Sat 21st @Lotus

We're at Lotus again for a 3KLounge night. This saturday, the 21st of October from 10. Ca2 and Moco will be joining us for the evening so come along and listen (not dance) to some of the best breakbeats you'll hear in Hiroshima. Entry is, as always, free.

www.3kbreaks.com

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Tokyo


I've waxed lyrical about Tokyo before on the blog and last weekend I took my kind of yearly trip eastwards.

I stayed in Shinjuku this time due to the arrival of my friends lovely baby girl some 10 months ago. Old business hotel which ironically had more room than any others I've ever stayed in. Enough room to swing a guinea pig. If they had tails.

Anyway, did all the usual drinking, catching up stuff AND went to Odaiba. I suppose it's really a bit of a naff out of town (reclaimed land in Tokyo bay) entertainment development but, has the advantages of, the Fuji TV building (pictured), superb views of Tokyo (also pictured) and the scariest Haunted house in the whole wide world (too scared to picture it).

I've never been so terrified in all my life. Me and my friend crept round this tiny little attraction clutching a torch and each other, shouting at the top of our voices when the horrible, horrible little child ghost came running round a corner or behind us. Before we went in they showed us a set of rules which we scoffed at. 'Don't attack the ghost'? Haha, very funny.....until we were in there and I wanted to smash the torch on her creepy creepy little head. We said a lot of rude words, very very loudly, and when we emerged back into the showa themed shopping centre, sweating with hearts thumping, a little crowd of people had gathered to watch us come out, 'Kowakatta?' (was it scary?).

We had to sit down and gather our thoughts for 5 minutes. And noone believes us. If you are ever in Decks in Odaiba, try it out and let me know if it really is that bad. Or am I really pathetic?

Thursday, October 05, 2006

SPINS at alice-garden

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Oh the irony....


....just as I have a big (well deserved) moan up about what's happening in Hiroshima right now....I go and have one of the best days+nights out in ages.
Sunday morning at 9am is a time I like to be nodding off to sleep not arriving in Alice Garden. It was well worth it though. I often poke fun at my friend ghb (pictured sending small children running to their mummies with hands over ears) for his never ending energy for doing stuff. He and his wife are having a baby next tuesday for god's sake and he goes and decides to have a festival the week before. Thank god for people like him though. Only interested in the buzz of doing something that others enjoy rather than the buzz of being 'known' for doing something that others enjoy.
It really was a massive success. Starting out with the new sound system he'd bought (again, quality planning) which was excellent. If only we had a place to permanently use it...right through to the curry and the massage I had. Loads of people turned up and the day was brilliantly rounded off by the Spins who featured in the very first post on this blog. Everything went just right, from the mix of the bands to the various stalls. People were dancing in Alice Garden! And no I don't mean Para Para :)
Very tiredly I dragged myself to Chinatown, the supposedly last bastion of dancing in Hiroshima, for Andy C. I like drum and bass but a whole night of it usually does my head in. Fuck me though, Andy C and MC GQ were really really good. A brilliant night. Massive respect to the Heartbeat of Dragon crew.
And our lovely local coppers want to stop it all.

Lots of youtube vids from Sunday on the GH blog. Why can't I blog youtube stuff at the moment?

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Nekomushi at Alice Gardens 24th Sept 2006




Nekomushi at Alice Gardens 24th Sept

I'm not sure if a beautifully sunny Autumn day really lends itself to the Nekomushi experience but not to worry, Goto Izumi and co have the kind of presence that made the very Urban 'park' of Alice Gardens in Hiroshima look like the residents of a local Obake Yashiki where wandering around on their lunch break. With their instruments ofcourse.

One of the great things about seeing Nekomushi is watching the reactions of people who have never seen them before. Even more so in a venue like this one where bemused shoppers would slowly wander past, stop for a bit....then stay for the whole set. Not many people ignore Nekomushi.

So as Goto Izumi's waiflike voice filled the square, high school boys stopped to stare and puzzled non-Japanese wondered just what film these 4 characters had dropped out of. The only shame was that due to the nature of the stage the Kimono clad Goto couldn't go on one of her walkabouts. Or should that be crawl abouts?

Offbeat percussion, battling accordion and acousting guitar held together by taut bass, topped off with vocal wanderings from all members. If you haven't seen Hiroshima's most 'interesting' band, then make the effort. A lot more enjoyable that a haunted house.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

How to kill a city


If you talk to anyone who has been around Hiroshima for longer than 5 years, it's clear how much the city has changed, and for the better. Whilst the average foreigner's connection with Hiroshima is a fairly transient one, coming and going, getting involved or sticking a nose up at things, the locals in the city have been steadily creating a city that was more than a museum and a park. A city about which it's Mayor has proudly boasted; pointing to Lonely Planet's inclusion of Hiroshima in it's 'The Cities Book' as evidence of it's livability and it's cultural and leisure attractions. I certainly wouldn't have disagreed. I love Hiroshima. It's people, food, climate, okonomiyaki, rivers and much more, but right now a massive part of it's emergence has been strangled if not at birth but certainly in pre-adolesence. Along with all the bars, cafes and restaurants that have sprung up over the last 10 years or so, Hiroshima has also seen the birth of a club culture. Perhaps the most credit has to go to the local Drum and Bass crews. It is irrelevant whether you like the music or not, these guys have created a scene that sees them regularly pack clubs in town, and through a lot of effort and I imagine a lot of money, brought almost every major international Drum and Bass DJ to town. Only last week Dynamite MC was sounding genuinely happy to be in Hiroshima for the first time. Everyone knows the name Hiroshima and everyone knows why, and the local promoters, clubbers, bar owners, DJs, bands etc. have been helping to give Hiroshima a very different image to that of the A-bombed city.

When I first came to Japan, I looked up Hiroshima in a battered old Lonely Planet which said if it hadn't been for the fact it had been bombed there would be very little reason to visit it. Not much of write up! And you can see from the fact LP chose the place as one of the top 200 cities in the world 10 years or so later that the city has taken a giant leap forward.

One leap forward for a city, one big foot to step down on it courtesy of the Hiroshima prefectural police. The last few months have seen the boys in blue clamping down on clubs and bars in the city apparently because of liscensing laws. What's come out is the existence of a ridiculously archaic law in Japan that forbids dancing after 1am. Apparently this is a public morals issue. This in the country where titty bars/soap lands whatever you want to call them are everywhere. Hiroshima police have seen fit to keep owners of El Barco night club and Cover in prison for over a week for liscensing violations. Suspected terrorists are sometimes kept for less time. Perhaps the prefectural police are planning a kind of camp X-ray, bright orange glow sticks for the city's clubbers.

A couple of days ago I popped into Edge to book a 3KBreaks night. No can do came the reply.....no more events.....why?.....because of the recent police actions. And it isn't just Edge, it's most of Hiroshima's clubs. Nice one Cuntstables. You've got the hard working, honest people of Hiroshima scared of running their businesses.

I hope we can at least make some noise about this. I don't see how we can change things without a complete change in the Japanese law, but as for Hiroshima, who's going to want to risk 10 days in prison for trying to host a party? I certainly don't want to put anyone at that kind of risk. Hiroshima's non sex related nightlife has taken a massive blow, one which I imagine will take years to recover from. I'm certainly questioning my desire to live here.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Haiku


I just wrote a trilogy of Haiku about my visit to the shop. Check the syllables, they're all there mother fuckers :)





Tell me why must the
Seven Eleven cashier
always give me bags

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My onigiri is
difficult to open
due to the sticker

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My flip flops flop home
autumn sun, man waves gaily
in the word's new sense


I actually went to Family Mart, but Seven Eleven fitted better.

Monday, September 18, 2006

urrrghhh

Had a great time at the Warez closing party last night. Lots of great tunes, bit too much beer and some bad dancing :) The best thing about the night though was it seems like we'll be playing the same bill as Goldie and Adam Freeland in November. Will post it up as soon as it's all confirmed.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Drum an de bass

GHB had a much better time than me at DJ Zinc last night. Perhaps knowing I had to be at work the next day stopped me from really letting my hair down. Also, Chinatown is a bit of a dump, and when we've got a venue like 4.14 here, the sound is pretty shite in comparison. It was also a bit quiet, the big DnB nights I've been to on Sundays have been much busier. The curse of Hiroshima Fridays strikes again. Having said that, Zinc was pretty good, great to see a DJ dancing, and Dynamite MC was superb. I went and bought the double ticket that includes the Andy C night next Sunday.....lucky I have Mondays off :)

oh and heard Adam Freeland is coming to Hiroshima....Brighton and breaks, huzzah!

Monday, September 11, 2006

Where's Windcheater?

That's supposed to be a kind of pun on Where's Wally. Anyway, Beatpick are getting themselves around and about and you might even find a mention of Windcheater if you check out these interviews.

http://www.dogmanet.org/0036aug06_music06.htm

http://www.digicult.it/digimag/article.asp?id=403

Monday, September 04, 2006

I've got 104 friends


been waiting for ages to be able to say that. Windcheater's MySpace page

edit: Typical, go and post that and someone goes and adds me. Atleast it was Dubbledge

Tee hee


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